First up a photo of Ruadhri’s Easter Garden. He was in a rotten mood when he started it on Saturday afternoon, but he ended up enjoying the project, despite himself!
The main reason for his grumpiness was that the great bunch of guests who’d been in our gite for a week had gone home that morning. Ruadhri had made friends with the three boys, Alfie, Charlie and Freddie, and they’d been playing together most of the week. He really misses them, especially Alfie. They got on like a house on fire (99% of the time!).
Another contributing factor to the bad mood was that Rors reckoned his dad had cheated during a match of Beybladez. Unlikely, since neither Chris nor I have been able to fathom out the rules, at least as told to us by our youngest son!
Here are some seasonal bunny and egg related jokes to make your smile, or probably groan, on Easter Day. (The daily snippets about today’s saint, famous people and French word are at the end of this post – you’ll just have to read the jokes first!)
Have a great day. Joyeuses Pâques !
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the other rabbits say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A hare-net.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing ya.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending.
Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Why did the egg cross the road? Because it wasn’t a chicken yet!
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
Today’s Saint: St Fidelis of Sigmaringen (where Benj and Caits have been on an exchange visit with lycée) – a counter-reformist martyred by the Calvinists
Famous French person born this day: in 1952, Jean-Paul Gaultier, fashion designer
Famous French person who died this day: in 1939, Louis Trousselier, cyclist
Today’s French word: une blague – joke
Today’s French expression – avoir le cafard (to have the cockroach, be down in the dumps). Example: Ruadhri a le cafard parce que son ami Alfie est parti.
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